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- Welcome to Payday Loan Petes! Can I take your order?

-Yeah you can take my order! You know who we are? We're the Payday Punks! Give up your cash advance loan, now!

-I'm s--ry, could y-- pl--se rep-t- that?

- Listen up sucka! You are gonna pay for handing out payday loans, especially military payday loans! We hate them so much and they make us want to fight really, really badly! Fight! You understand?

- Three payday loans it is! Anything else for you today? How about some online cash advance opportunities for the kids?

-Ohhh baby, you are really gonna get it now!

Your cash advance loan will never listen 
No matter what you say to your cash advance loan, it will never listen to a single word. Its not that they're deaf, its just that your cash advance and your provider simply don't want to hear what you have to say and really don't care: 


  they have a set method of repayment and lending, 
  and its up to you to follow that method
 the most confusion and the more speed your fast cash advance carries the greater danger and teh higher payments you will surely face.


Take our Punk advice and do something totally against the Punk mantra - know and abide by the rules. Read your cash advance loan agreement carefully and find out exactly what is required of you. Some lenders will have prepayment penalties, others will withdraw the day before your paycheck. Know exactly what it is they want and abide by their rules. Doesn't sound very punk, eh? Well how Punk will it feel when you unexpectedly pay off your cash advance loans on time and in full, when you throw the finger at your payday lender and say "no dice for you, money man!" Sweet! Rock! Stomp! Blah! Payday Punks rule and we know how to get dirty with cash advances - we beat 'em at their own game!

Seen on loan, you've seen 'em all 
Chances are you'll only have to read those rules once -0 the very first time you take out a cash advance loan. Most customers taking out payday advances use the same lenders again and again, and for those who switch its fairly safe to say that once you've seen one cash advance loan you've seen them all: 


  they will all have an initial fee attached that is a cost per $100 you borrow, ranging from $15 to $30. 
  they will all have penalties if you fail to come up with a complete repayment on your next payday.
  the most accredited lenders will all offer online payday loans, and the current trend toward greater lending speed will better your financial chances now and place your finances at greater risk simultaneously. 


Whatever man, all you lenders are the same! After money and power and women, like Montano! And you chick lenders are probably after the same as well - you are all crazy, and we challenge you all to an endless fight for the rights to this payday advance hood!
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