http://www.paydaypunks.com/n34.html Fast cash showed Ricky the way and it can do the same for you. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 So what's a naughty payday punk like myself doing giving out all this free information on fast cash? Why aren't I out using this knowledge to scam others, and get fast cash the illegal way? The answers will become clear when you hear my story. The Story of Ricky Riot See, much like you have probably imagined, I was not always the type to just go around and tell people how to get an easy cash loan in their pocket. In fact, I used to concern myself mainly with the task of bothering the public, grabbing womens' purses, stealing wallets, and causing other types of general mayhem. Then one day, while I was happily taking a peaceful afternoon nap behind an abandoned train station, I was approached by a strange man. He called himself Walter Johnson, and he was really rich. And I'm not talking rich as in driving a nice car and living in a nice house. I'm talking rich as in flying in a nice private jet back and forth between numerous houses, located everywhere from Seattle to Monte Carlo. So this guy gives me a little kick to get my attention. "Boy," he said. "What are you doing wasting your life away, causing trouble for others instead of helping them?" I said, "Go away, old man," and closed my eyes. But he wouldn't leave me alone. "Don't you get it, fool?" he asked me. " I was once just like you. But I learned and so must you. Hop in my limo and let me teach you all about fast cash." Well, as you can imagine, I wasn't about to turn down any fast cash, so I did just as the man said. And that was how my life changed. Soon, I learned all about how I could get a fast cash loan, without having to worry about my bad credit. I learned that there were companies who were ready to give me a fast cash advance for only a small fee. This way, I wouldn't have to steal money from old ladies or anyone else when there was a concert I needed to get tickets for, or when I needed some new threads for my band's concert at the Smoking Gun Club. It all made so much sense and it was so easy. And that was that. Soon, my lifestyle changed, and so did my financial situation. I had money when I really needed it. This site goes out to you Walter Johnson, the true fast cash hero. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT