Payday Punks - Payday Loan Online

Payday Loan Online

Imagine that you are just hanging there dangling your shark-bait feet in stale water that hasn't moved since a pelican whipped by six years ago. Oh, and your name is Bam-bam. You've got nothing - no cash, no mash, no hash - nothing but a rash from your waxed up monkey board. It looks like you're gonna starve like a little clam living in a puddle of spit. Suddenly a breeze wraps around you and your head swells with hope.

You look to the horizon... and see for the first time something that you've never seen before. Is that...is that a no fax payday loan?Your eyes widen as a tall wave of cash, foaming and frothing, is speeding towards you! What is it!? It's a payday loan online, pizzunk!

Payday loan online - a surf-punk goes mad

"What the *#!?! is that!" Bam-Bam shouts as his arms begin to flail like a sea lion who's tripp'n with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

That's when the great white shark, according to witnesses, reared his big toothy head and replied, "It's a payday loan wave, dude! A payday advance loan that'll give your pimply-ass some meat! Yeah, meat! So, when I dine, you'll be fine - punk!"

Bam-Bam said, "A payday loan online? Yo, go back to New York Homie, don't bring your east-coast ideas to the wild, styled west!"

The great white replied, "I've been swimming in these waters since Harry met Sally and I know that you could get a payday loan online since I don't know when. You're just ignorant- Bam-bam- ignorant. That cash wave is the result of applying last night for a payday loan online, dude! Remember, Remember the payday loan online!"

That's when Bam-bam caught the giant cash wave and sailed into wakefulness. He awoke from his dream like a newborn who just crapped in his pants! But he was cry'n out of love, love for the payday loan that he applied for last night!

Bam-bam likey likey the online payday loan! Bam -bam go boom boom because Bam-Bam no go public school, and Bam-Bam love Payday Punks becuase he likey likey fight and lazy boy!

Down Bam-Bam! thats right, we'll get you some nice payday loans online! Thats right, come away form the computer.

Ohh that dear sweet Bam-Bam. He was the greatest Bachelor of all time! And a punk to the nones who never took no gruff from nobody. But it was one to many cash payday loan applications that eventually did him in - a Punks gotta know his limitations, and Bam Bam was just to big for the gang.

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