http://www.paydaypunks.com/n40.html A fast payday loan? Yeah you best get one. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Fast Payday Loan Hey You. Over there. Yeah, you in the debt. Come over here for a minute. We payday punks have a little message for you and we're only going to say it once so listen up. You have got to quit complaining that you need cash and get a damn fast payday loan already. If you don't get yourself a fast payday loan, we're gonna have to smash your mailbox. And my boy Ricky might just blow up the thing too. Scared? Yeah I bet you're scared. But you know what? I shouldn't have to scare you into getting a fast payday loan - you should want one anyway. You wanna know why? Huh? You wanna know why you're gonna take out a quick payday loan right now? I'll tell you why. You should want a fast payday loan because it can be transferred into your bank account within 24 hours. You should want a fast payday loan because you can get it without leaving home. You should want a payday advance loan because you can have up to $500 in your possession, almost 2 weeks before you get your next paycheck! And you should want a payday advance because I said so and that should be more than enough reason. Alright? Good. Got it, longhair? We payday punks don't usually waste our time giving people like you advice on why to get a payday loan so you better listen. Yeah you better listen real, real good. I mean, Ricky would love to smash your mailbox, trust me. In fact, there ain't nothing that Ricky likes better than smashing the mailboxes of people who don't get payday loans, and he just loves bashing the bejedebers out of mailboxes of people who don't like a no fax payday loan for its increased speed and insane velocity toward your cash destruction. So the choice is yours - laid out for you pretty damn clearly. You can either wake up to $500 tomorrow morning, or you can wake up to a smashed mailbox. What are you gonna do? Obviously, you're gonna apply for that cash payday loan - and if the box is smashed in a few weeks from now at least you'll have that window to enjoy. Wait...window? What window? Man, you live in a basement apartment and have a chandelier made from old Coors bottles. Why on earth would you need a window? Oh yeah, because you took out a fast payday advance loan and had nothing better to do. Pretty cool, man. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.paydaypunks.com/n81.html A fast payday advance loan might just give too much power to the Payday Punk inside us all. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0