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A personal loan doesn't make you special, it makes you dumb.

Personal Loan - We All Got Problems

Craig " ShugahMan" Mandell knows a thing or twenty about personal loans - he's been there, borrowed against that pitiful paycheck of his at least a hundred times - maybe more. He's an old Payday Punk of the lost generation where a personal loan was nothing more than drops in the bucket. Hey man! You wanna go buy a bucket and put sopme water in it? Yeah well, I ain't got no scratch shuga man, but I gets paid on Friday! I just takes out a personal loan - razzle dazzle, presto chango we got ourselves a bucket! Man, that guy sure could take out a quick cash loan!

Buying a bucket with a personal loan

Craig! You can't be spending your personal loan on a bucket! Punks don't need buckets any more! This is the future, we're living in a material world where buckets are a sign of indecency. Indecent - kind of like a personal loan when you don't have enough money to put in your sock. Craig, you've been through a lot, you have your cane and your pension, your woman and your hog - why you gotta waste it all on payday loans? Why can't you keep your mitts off that sweet stuff?

Personal loans are serious sweet stuff

What the helll....this isnt; about being punk any more. The fight against payday advance fall out is a universal struggle, an affront to a system that tries to keep us down. Craig! You go out and you bash that personal loan good:

  • even people on unemployment, retirement pensions and settlements can take out a cash advance - yipee! So you can pay extra to get hold of your money early - thats not a good deal, thats a jerk's way of saying I love you big brother! May I please have another spanking!
  • Don't give up the fight! Keep working hard and looking toward that paycheck - deny yourself a payday loan for good!
  • But don't be dumb neither. Just 'cuz you flunked outta 3rd don't mean you can be stupid and apply for a cash loan online for any reason you please. make sure its a good reason, and make sure you can afford that full repayment with your own income.

Times have changed. Our incomes do not buy as much as they used to, yet the financial demands keep on coming. A cash loan means bigger financial problems tomorrow, so keep on hobbling down that road, ShugahMan. Those cash loans - and your bucket - can wait. Why not give a bad credit personal loan or unsecured personal loan the credit it deserves? A man's gotta eat, right? Right! And believe me, Craig Dogs gotta have him some eatin'! You'll bve hard pressed to find this punk without an emergency cash loan shoved in his face.

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