Payday Punks - Payday Advances

Payday Advances - Our Founding Father

Sometimes we just fight a little too hard, get a little to wrapped up in protecting our turf that we forget exactly what payday advances are and why we fight so hard to stop them. When that happens we turn to our mentor, the sole surviving founding Punk who lives uptown in a nice two bedroom flat. The man knows payday advances like the back of his fist, the tip of his steel-toed boot, a can of hair grease - and his name is Rene "Ultra Loanz" Leon.

Ultra Loanz talks about payday advances

What in the heck are you gosh durn punks doing back in my house? I thought I told you to git! Git! Git outta my face, i got things I have ta do, a payday to reach. Awwww, forget it. You all are Punks and theres no telling a Punk what to do - I should ah remembered that. So...what is it you bastards want this time - some extra cash? Some advice on taking out payday advances? Ohhhhhhh! I know whats going on here - you come to me, all old and withered and catheterized...you're looking for reaffirmation! A little tied of fighting the payday advance fight, eh? A little beat down from beeing beat down so much? Back in my day, we had to fight like wounded worms in a hen house - no legs, no eyes, no weapons, no life, just a loathing for payday advances of all kind. That loathing is what brought us through, and what continues to fuel your brawls to this day.

Get angry over your payday loans

We Punks are all unified by a complete loathing toward payday cash advances - their cost, their marketing strategies, and their lack of true meaning and portent for your personal financial cause. No matter how fast our fast payday advances - no matter how secure and affordable our loans - the fact remains that we're paying for a paycheck that is already proving to be too little. Now git! I gotta whole lot of ...stuff to take cares of and I gotta Danzig show to see tonight! You Punks get out of my house pronto - just keep fighting the good fight against payday advances!

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