Payday Punks - Fast Payday Advances

Fast Payday Advances - The Lazy Punk's Choice

Apathy is great for so many things out here in the payday advance hood:

You sleep in and miss the bus - partay! No work! Three day weekend!
You have your electric bill in the envelope but you just don't have the get up and go to mail it - partay! Extra cash for your cousin's quincinera!
You could pay that dinner bill - but hey, who needs it? Partay! Run away! Its exercise baby!

Man, us Payday Punks love to be lazy - when you see us at the park don't try to wake us up because we'll maim you good and put your skull out to pasture. And waiting for payday? Gimmie a break. Its lazy time and we always have access to fast payday advances.

A few seconds and fast payday advances are yours

They say when you're a Payday Punk you're never alone. There are always brothers around, fellow Punks to keep pour acts straight and our noses clean. Yeah we're lazy, but we stick up for each other and have the collective willpower to deny any payday advances - no matter the pressures, no matter the financial repercussions. Because no matter how desperately we might need those fast payday advances, the costs will be greater than the benefits in the long run.

The long run is a hard race to run

Oh! But thinking so far ahead hurts the brain of the Payday Punk - it hurts! Too bad! you are going to experience pain in this world. Craig "ShugahMan" Mandell knows a thing about pain and fast payday advances - he lost his arm in '76 for delaying too long on a repayment. Yeah, back then there weren't many laws set up for consumer protection like today:

you cannot be threatened
you cannot be forced to repay anything
failing to complete your fast payday advance repayment will not mean you have to go completely bankrupt
and if you hold out for just six years your account goes into oblivion - erased from your record permanently.

Don;t let collection agencies or burdensome fast payday advances get you down - be lazy! Express your Punk rights and be apathetic to the whole ordeal. Phone calls late at night? Who cares! A true punk's phone is off the hook 24/7. Threats to close down your bank account? Go ahead and threaten us payday advance man - and a whole swarm fo punks will bash you good! There is no reason to be afraid or pushed around by fast payday advances - or any payday cash advances for that matter - because you're in control, its your credit on the line and if you want to forget about repaying, fine! Just don;t expect any more favors in the future. Which is fine too - who need help when you are always surrounded by your fellow Payday Punks?

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