http://www.paydaypunks.com/n47.html A fast payday advance needs to get out of our way before we bash it and spray paint it to death! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Ok. So you got yourself into a financial predicament and you need a quick solution, right? Oh boy, that fast payday advance sure does look might fine right about now - no hassles! No stress! And best of all, no money up front! Right, now beat it! Don't you know who your messing with bubba? We're the Payday Punks, and we'll thrash anyone crazy enough to take out a payday advance! All the speed in the world doesn't make a fast payday advance worth it You're in a bind because you don't have enough cash today - you're payday just wasn't big enough this time. What do you think is going to happen when you take out a fast payday advance, huh? You think you're just gonna waltz right into a comfortable solution? Think repayment is gonna be a breeze? FIGHT! Get him punks! This dude doesn't know nothing about fast payday advances, and that ignorance can kill: Over 80% of all payday advance users think they can take their time with repayment - wrong. Sure your lender will let you delay, but every two weeks you'll be charged the same amount - $30 for every $100 you borrowed. Over 90% of all payday advances go to people taking out more than one - thats crazy! Why do you think theres a problem - why do you continually find a need to seek out emergency financial aid? Is it because you keep paying extra for your paycheck? Hmmmmm? Is that it? Rock and roll baby, chain to the face! Over 40% of all people taking out a fast payday advance believe their advances carry APRs below 35%. And we don;t even waster our time with these jerks. For a payday cash advance charging $30 PER $100 your borrow, the APR is above 500%. Thats crazy, and whats even crazier is that people don't have any clue whats going on. Learn up, beat down And with a fast payday advance the situation is even more dangerous because we're getting control of that money before we know what to do with it. There are bound to be mistakes when you can access money within a few hours from anywhere at any time of day - and when that easy access is compounded with financial desperation there are fireworks and fist-fights a plenty. We're playing with extremely volatile circumstances when we apply for that fast payday advance - so expect explosions and get ready to walk away mauled, if not by use then by your payday advance itself. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT