A quick cash loan from a neighboring barrio means serious trouble for the payday punks!
Ok...one night us punks found ourselves up north, well outside our cash loan territory - it was the friggin barrio man! And those guys were tough as nails! We met up with a couple punks form that hood and they showed us something about their quick cash loan - we woke up six days later in the back off a tomato truck in Muskeegon. Here's how it happened - to the best of our recollection.
Before we begin, the moral of this emergency cash loan story is you can never trust a quick cash loan you haven't seen before. There are just so many differences between one personal loan and the next, and when you're as used to your regular fast cash resource - the kind you can find where the Payday Punks rule - you will have a hard time coping with the changes. Ok, now the story.
Ok ok, we'll get started with this story about our adventure with foreign quick cash loans in a second, but let me just say that that the biggest difference between one quick cash loan and another is in the collection policies:
Its all in how they go about repayment. Some will notify you a day or two before hand, others will simply tap into your account at the agreed upon date and take whatever funds are there, and others still will access your account before the agreed upon date in order to force you into a negative balance - effectively forcing you to roll-over your obligation.
Ok ok, not for the story. Wait....do they even have tomatoes in Muskeegon? They have a few quick cash loan outlets, but tomatoes? Ummm...wait, am I stoned? Oh man! I've never even seen another fast cash loan outside this neighbor hood! Crazy man!
