A payday cash loan doesn't get made unless we say it gets made!
Ain't no body - and we mean no body - is gonna take out a payday cash loan without asking the Payday Punks for our advice first.
Too long have we been sittin' around, huffin' glue, watching our neighbors and friends fall into deeper and deeper financial debt because of their bad decisions with a quick cash loan. So we're doing something about it. Nobody loan, no body get hurt!
Now, there ain't no way us Payday Punks can police the entire payday cash loan industry, so here is how its gonna go down: you are all Payday Punks, every last one of you, you are all herby initiated into that most glorious brotherhood of personal loan ne'er do wells and nogoodnicks. You're bad, you're tough., you are a mean financial fighting machine, you have the Punk spirit in you we can feel it, otherwise you wouldn't be looking for a payday cash loan in the first place. So, before you apply for t hat upcoming advance, you need to clear it with the man - your inner punk!
Don't be a chump and apply for a fast cash loan you know you cannot afford, and by all means don't take out a payday cash loan just because the possibility is there. You gotta be desperate, at the end of your rope and begging for financial assistance any way you can get it. Take a good hard look at your financial troubles and a good hard look at your future paycheck - does a payday cash loan actually make sense? I IF so, rock out and borrow away. If not, grab your instant cash loan by the throat and throttle that mother once and for all!
