Payday Punks - Online Cash Advance

Online Cash Advance - A Passion For Film

Yes, even Payday Punks have dreams, aspirations, hopes of eventually escaping our mangy payday hoods and living a life beyond the reaches of the online cash advance. Rene "Two Fists" Leon had a dream, a wonderful dream of leaving the streets behind him and going to film school. And he almost had enough money to pay for the tuition - he just needed $500 more and he got it through a fast online cash advance two days before the deadline and five days before his next paycheck. He quit his job, caught a bus uptown and moved into the dorms, sleeping with his stolen 8mm camera.

An online cash advance seems like a good idea

Oh! But the movies Rene made were wonderful! Fully capturing the agony of cash advance defeat, the essence of these payday streets, documenting the life of a Payday Punk. He was the envy of his entire class, the first to capture energy on film and the only one capable of grasping veritas. Two months into the program however a collection agency knocked at his door: Rene Leon? We have an order to collect on an online cash advance you took out two months ago. That'll be - $980.

Sneaking out the trash shoot

Rene knew the score. he knew all about the escalating fees attached to online cash advances, and he even knew his specific loan charged $30 per $100 he took out and relapsed every two weeks. BUt for the life of him he couldn't remember taking out that cash advance loan, and he certainly didn't have the money to pay the full amount. He was a student! A starving, bearded film student just skinny enough to slither his way down the trash shoot and through the slick grasp of the collection agency's fingers. Rene ran back to our turf faster that the fastest online cash advance, because he knew that once a punk, always a punk!

Protecting our own

So we all joined together, each took out an online cash advance and we met the collection agency at the boarders of our turf - ain't no way those punks are ever gonna step foot in our hood! We repaid the full amount, walked up to the school as a stinking leathered mass, got Rene's camera and made him sell it to some kid from Arizona to repay our online cash advance.

WWe all have dreams of making it out of this stinking hood - and we all wake up screaming, thankful for the security of being a Payday Punk.

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