http://www.paydaypunks.com/n72.html The online payday loan is the one thing uniting all the Payday Punks in the 21st century. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Mother! Why oh why did you bring me into this hellish world! Into this place where an online payday loan is the only thing allowing me any ounce of financial freedom between paychecks? Come on Punks, lets let our parents really know what we think about them and their online payday loans! An online payday loan is NEVER our fault! We were all born into our current cash hungry states, into this endless stretch of financial road demanding more than we ever have and offering a payday loan as the only means of breaking even. I'll tell you what I'm gonna break! I'll tell you what I'm gonna break with my next online payday loan! Your credit - thats what I'm gonna break! We're gonna apply for like $50,000 in payday loans and we're gonna do it all under your name - its online baby! There is nothing stopping the cyber punks! Then we're gonna spend each online payday loan on something really stupid - like spray paint! Yeah - spray paint and Converse shoes and visits to Staten Island. And when it comes time to repay the loans we're just gonna slink back into our hood, into the small places where you can;t reach us and the fraternal strength of the Payday Punks dominates over all! This wasn't our choice! We never wanted a consumer driven world where every dollar counts and every missed dollar counts ten times more! So you're gonna feel the wrath of the Punks, and you'll never look at an online payday loan the same way again! Howe can those punks get away with it? Easy. With 100% online applications and faxless online payday loan opportunities all over the place its hard not to see how easy it would be to apply for fraudulent payday loans. So - anyone looking to extract revenge on the hands that feed and that leads us continually into our high-spending ways, apply for a payday loan online and charge it to mammy. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT