United Cash Loans

If united cash loans weren't so bad there would be no more need for the Payday Punks!

United Cash Loans - A Punk Pledge

Every PUnk that wants to become a Payday Punks has to memorize this:

I pledge allegiance

to the Punks

and the united cash loans they kill.

And to the debt

to which we destroy,

one payday

under cash

with online applications and free booze for all.

Its not much in the way of poesy, but hey, it gets the friggin point across. Ain't no way we're ever gonna let those united cash loans win, so we'll keep fighting,. keep on rocking and breaking windows with wayward bricks and we'll still be lazy all friggin day because we're punks, thats just what we do.

United against united cash loans

Today's lenders are finally figuring out that people just won't take it any more. For too long we've been paying whatever these lenders participating in the united cash loans front wanted to charge. Too long we stood around and allowed their collection agencies to huff and puff and blow our houses down in their relentless quests for repayment. We weren't gonna be stupid to personal loans forever, and really it was just a matter f time before the few dozen PUnks became a few million and rain havoc upon the cash loans establishment.

And our weapons are only increasing:

• We don't have to relay on those united cash loans, instead applying with a rogue, independent payday advance lender more than capable of handling our requests in a timely, more affordable manner.
• We can apply online or walk into a store - ain't no more monopolies or financial dead-ends.
• Politicians aren't always all bad, just most of the time. There are some good laws coming out against payday cash loans that regulate the fees and collection practices, and as time goes on this industry will become the regulated thing we all need for more stability.

We're fighting like the wild dogs we are - but happens when we actually get what we want? What happens when these united cash loans disappear and things get more manageable? The Payday Punks disband, is what! We settle down and melt into the American fabric - middle class housing, a new minivan. The sweet life.