Payday Punks - Quick Payday

Quick Payday - Take A Bretaher

After a long night of kicking but and basically sewing inner-city mayhem, the Payday Punks like to retreat to our hovel of a HQ, sit back, and let the payday times roll. Thing is, not everyday is payday. But then again, thats no big deal anymore, is it? I mean, we want payday we can get a quick payday BLAMMO! just like that. The Internet man, free library access. All you need to know is a suit with a job and access to their bank account information and quick payday loans can be yours.

LONG LIVE CYBER CRIME!

Thats a the great thing about these online payday loans - computers are dumb, dumb as you wanna make 'em. Us Payday Punks, people might think we're dumb, but instead of working we're honing our hacking and thievery skills so we can pilfer enough easy cash so we don't have to work. And its a lot of work to get that kind of information for a quick payday loan!

We need to know the pay schedule, the place of employment, everything associated with the target's job so a quick payday doesn't look too suspicious.
Then we need back account information - easy, that kinda stuff is everywhere. The reason why so many people are looking for a quick payday is because someone else - someone like the a Payday Punk - came in and stole their last paycheck. SWEET!
And then you need to move in and take out that quick payday before the target gets wise to ya and decides to involve the pounders.

What? Who are the pounders? The cops man! 5-0. The bad pigs. They're just as guilty in these quick payday schemes as the rest of us, and...

PAYDAY PUNK...TERMINATED.

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